ACT II, SCENE I

LAND BETWEEN THE LAKES

8:00AM, June 20, 2023:

A grey Chrysler Pacifica minivan parked in the woods.

The MILFMobile parked at the campsite.

RYAN (Notes): 10:08 am: Bereft of his voice, Ryan can no longer sing. He contents himself by mouthing the words of songs and drumming on the chair back

10:12 am: We cross the Barkley Canal. The purpose of recording all crossings of bodies of water is made clear. If we anger a river spirit, perhaps we can figure out where and when the transgression occurred.

10:15 am: Hulking rusted behemoths of industry pass by the Window, many unnoticed. The woods surround them like a verdant halo. Besides the forest, they are the most striking part of the landscape. There is also a minimart.

A rainy day in rural Kentucky as seen from the highway.

Driving through rural Kentucky in the rain.

ATHENA (Notes): 10:53 am: Strategies for “assault the driver” are considered and debated. Conditions for bonus points are identified, and acceptable weaponry is clarified. Disqualification conditions are also identified.

10:55 am: A game of Assault the Driver begins

A forested road as seen from the backseat of the van looking out the windshield.

The road leading to Mammoth Caves.

ACT II, SCENE II

MAMMOTH CAVES

12:00PM, June 20, 2023:

ATHENA (Notes): 12:56 - We arrive at Mammoth Caves. We purchase our tickets. A cold wind blows up from the pit while the sound of trickling water surrounds us. We enter into a tight cavern that gives way to a stone cathedral past a graveyard. Bigger rooms. This is the rotunda. A great hallway brings us to a dirt mound. The cave turned out to be small on the self-guided tour, causing much disappointment. The group waited for 30 minutes to see if a tour slot would open up. PB & J’s were eaten. The tickets were not available. The group moves onto Bardstown in hope that it will have more. A tense silence pervades.

The Mammoth Cave National Park entrance sign.

Entering Mammoth Cave National Park.

The mouth of the cave with stairs winding down into it.

The mouth of the cave.

The inside of Mammoth Cave.

Athena walks through the cave.

ACT II, SCENE III

WHISKEY DISTILLERY

2:00PM, June 20, 2023:

ACT II, SCENE IV

ATHENA (Notes): 4:44 pm, eastern time: Thick dark clouds hang overhead in the distance. Will asks why they are like that. Athena says that they are thunder clouds. Will clarifies that he is asking why they are light. Athena postulates that the heavier, darker stuff moves to the bottom.

WILL: No, the orange.

ATHENA: Oh, I see.

WILL: I wonder if it’s the fires?

ATHENA: I don't know.

ATHENA (Notes): The world seems to be on fire these days.

Will driving.

Will driving.

ATHENA (Notes): At about 5:00 pm we arrive at the Willett Distillery. Emily is asleep. Whiskey acquired. The Milfmobile is equipped with a flux capacitor.

LEXINGTON KENTUCKY

6:30PM, June 20, 2023:

ATHENA (Notes): We stop in Lexington for fried chicken. It was delicious. Ryan impersonates a mute person accidentally due to a lost voice. Waitress, whom Ryan finds attractive and a consensus is reached on such a fact, has a sister who knows ASL.

A mural on the chicken restaurant.

The back of the chicken restaurant in Lexington.

The fried chicken we ordered.

Emily's fried chicken.

A plaza in downtown Lexington.

A plaza in downtown Lexington.

A road in eastern Kentucky.

Driving through the Appalachians.

ACT II, SCENE V

MARATHON GAS

9:00PM, June 20, 2023:

The Marathon gas station sign and surroundings.

The Marathon gas station.

An industrial complex at night.

Driving past a refinery in West Virginia.

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